Pokefan
09-01-2005, 12:43 PM
Why I Fired My Secretary...
>
> Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well
> Waking Up That Morning.
> I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would
> Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly
> Have A Present For Me.
> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday."
> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.
> My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
> So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary, Jane Said, "good Morning,boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered.
> I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My
> Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day
> Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To
> Lunch, Just You ! And Me."
> I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Th Ing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!"
> We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally
> Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A
> Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed
> The Meal Tremendously.
> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
> I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
> She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
> After Arriving At Her Apartment Ja Ne Turned To Me And
> Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into
> The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."
> "ok." I Nervously Replied.
> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
>
>
> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Fr! Iends
> And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".
> And I Just Sat There...
> On The Couch...
> Naked.
>
> Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well
> Waking Up That Morning.
> I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would
> Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly
> Have A Present For Me.
> As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday."
> I Thought... Well, That's Marriage For You, But The Kids Will Remember.
> My Kids Came Into Breakfast And Didn't Say A Word.
> So When I Left For The Office, I Was Feeling Pretty Low And Somewhat Despondent.
> As I Walked Into My Office, My Secretary, Jane Said, "good Morning,boss, Happy Birthday!" It Felt A Little Better That At Least Someone Had Remembered.
> I Worked Until One O'clock And Then Jane Knocked On My
> Door And Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day
> Outside, And It's Your Birthday, Let's Go Out To
> Lunch, Just You ! And Me."
> I Said, "thanks Jane, That's The Greatest Th Ing I've Heard All Day. Let's Go!"
> We Went To Lunch. But We Didn't Go Where We Normally
> Would Go. We Dined Instead At A Little Place With A
> Private Table. We Had Two Martinis Each And I Enjoyed
> The Meal Tremendously.
> On The Way Back To The Office, Jane Said, "you Know, It's Such A Beautiful Day... We Don't Need To Go Back To The Office, Do We?"
> I Responded, "i Guess Not. What Do You Have In Mind?"
> She Said, "let's Go To My Apartment."
> After Arriving At Her Apartment Ja Ne Turned To Me And
> Said, "boss, If You Don't Mind, I'm Going To Step Into
> The Bedroom For A Moment. I'll Be Right Back."
> "ok." I Nervously Replied.
> She Went Into The Bedroom And, After A Couple Of Minutes, She Came Out Carrying A Huge Birthday Cake...
>
>
> Followed By My Wife, Kids, And Dozens Of My Fr! Iends
> And Co-workers, All Singing "happy Birthday".
> And I Just Sat There...
> On The Couch...
> Naked.