soonerfan1
10-28-2003, 09:08 PM
OSU Prez advice to Aggies attending game
Taken from the OSU website:
MESSAGE TO ALL OSU FANS
Some of you have never been to a game in Norman. We hope the following list will help you understand the importance of presenting a good image and the proper way to do so. Here are several things to prepare for.
OU FANS: Do not be intimidated by the OU fans. They are no different than you except that they are richer and smarter.
TRASH TALK: You may find that OU fans will make fun of your size or the way you are dressed. We have found in the past that it does not pay to try to think up a comback on the spot. Therefore, you should prepare your answers in advance. We recommend the following three responses no matter what they say:
1. Oh, you don't know nothing, Mr Tea Sipper!
2. We have a new swine facility and you don't even have no swine facility at all!
3. We've beat you all 7 out of the last 96 games!
DRESS: This is important, as OU people judge you by how you dress. Do NOT wear bib overalls! Instead, wear your fleece lined jumpsuits, especially if you have your name sewn on the pocket.
STADIUM: Do not say, "Gol-dang, where did all these people come from" when you enter the stadium. Also, you will note letters on the press box that say "National Champions" and then a whole bunch of years under it. We don't know what that means, but are trying to find out.
RUNNING INTO YOUR BOSS: OSU grads are normally not allowed to fraternize with executives, but this is the one time of year that we might run into our bosses in a social setting. Do not panic. Just a simple, "Howdy Do, Mr -------" will suffice.
DO NOT LEAVE FARM ANIMAL IN THE BACK OF YOUR PICKUPS: We know many of you have to tend your cattle before or after the games, but if you must have cattle in the pickup, please park it a long way from the stadium.
YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND CANNOT FIT INTO HER SEAT: This has been a big problem in the past. If this situation arises please stand and act like you are cheering and let your wife or girlfriend spread into your seat.
LUXURY BOXES: The luxury boxes at OU are on the sidelines. If an OU fan should make fun of you because ours are in the endzone, just point out that at our modern, new stadium, our luxury box patrons not only have the worst view of the football game, they also have the worst view of the basketball games.
Taken from the OSU website:
MESSAGE TO ALL OSU FANS
Some of you have never been to a game in Norman. We hope the following list will help you understand the importance of presenting a good image and the proper way to do so. Here are several things to prepare for.
OU FANS: Do not be intimidated by the OU fans. They are no different than you except that they are richer and smarter.
TRASH TALK: You may find that OU fans will make fun of your size or the way you are dressed. We have found in the past that it does not pay to try to think up a comback on the spot. Therefore, you should prepare your answers in advance. We recommend the following three responses no matter what they say:
1. Oh, you don't know nothing, Mr Tea Sipper!
2. We have a new swine facility and you don't even have no swine facility at all!
3. We've beat you all 7 out of the last 96 games!
DRESS: This is important, as OU people judge you by how you dress. Do NOT wear bib overalls! Instead, wear your fleece lined jumpsuits, especially if you have your name sewn on the pocket.
STADIUM: Do not say, "Gol-dang, where did all these people come from" when you enter the stadium. Also, you will note letters on the press box that say "National Champions" and then a whole bunch of years under it. We don't know what that means, but are trying to find out.
RUNNING INTO YOUR BOSS: OSU grads are normally not allowed to fraternize with executives, but this is the one time of year that we might run into our bosses in a social setting. Do not panic. Just a simple, "Howdy Do, Mr -------" will suffice.
DO NOT LEAVE FARM ANIMAL IN THE BACK OF YOUR PICKUPS: We know many of you have to tend your cattle before or after the games, but if you must have cattle in the pickup, please park it a long way from the stadium.
YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND CANNOT FIT INTO HER SEAT: This has been a big problem in the past. If this situation arises please stand and act like you are cheering and let your wife or girlfriend spread into your seat.
LUXURY BOXES: The luxury boxes at OU are on the sidelines. If an OU fan should make fun of you because ours are in the endzone, just point out that at our modern, new stadium, our luxury box patrons not only have the worst view of the football game, they also have the worst view of the basketball games.