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OSTATE84te
05-14-2009, 08:24 AM
http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20090514_17_A9_Youkno836260&archive=yes




Top 10 cities for erectile dysfunction:
1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.




Top 10 nonerectile dysfunction cities
1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Newark, N.J.
4. Jersey City, N.J.
5. Durham, N.C.
6. Burlington, Vt.
7. Atlanta
8. Washington
9. Hartford, Conn.
10. Boston

Source: Men’s Health magazine





.....and Tulsa is atop OKC on yet ANOTHER list. lol

jobob85
05-14-2009, 08:28 AM
Two cities in oklahoma in the top10 is just deflating.:o

localpoke
05-14-2009, 08:29 AM
Top 10 cities for erectile dysfunction:
1. Tulsa
2. Lubbock, Texas
3. Charleston, W.Va.
4. Arlington, Texas
5. Fort Worth
6. Oklahoma City
7. Anchorage, Alaska
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
9. Modesto, Calif.
10. Omaha, Neb.

Great, another 'Tulsa is better than OKC' thread. I hate summer around here.

Anybody for Mexican food and black uniforms?

OSTATE84te
05-14-2009, 08:31 AM
Great, another 'Tulsa is better than OKC' thread. I hate summer around here.

Anybody for Mexican food and black uniforms?


I just can't seem to get up for any of those topics.:cool:

kevpokes
05-14-2009, 08:35 AM
Coastal cities= active lifestyle
Midwest= Golder Corral

Although the coastal cities tend to fair better I do hear it's a bit of a growing problem.

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 08:36 AM
I'm not sure I want to know how they get their results...

Poke4Christ
05-14-2009, 08:40 AM
Anyone else notice how the cities listed are typically very unhealthy/fat cities?

jobob85
05-14-2009, 08:45 AM
I don't know what is going on in the north east. Those guys are solidly represented.

FWPoke
05-14-2009, 09:16 AM
I'm not sure I want to know how they get their results...

Hard to say...

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 09:24 AM
Hard to say...

Your comment makes me wish this board had a "thanks" button...

frankeaton
05-14-2009, 09:56 AM
Your comment makes me wish this board had a "thanks" button...

it will have in up to 4 hours

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 09:59 AM
it will have in up to 4 hours

Eh?

OSTATE84te
05-14-2009, 10:00 AM
it will have in up to 4 hours

If the thanks button stays for more than 4 hours, consult your moderator IMMEDIATELY.:cool:

Roman Craig
05-14-2009, 10:01 AM
Eh?

Viva, Viva Viagra!

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 10:04 AM
Viva, Viva Viagra!


Not sure what viagra has to do with the board having a thanks button
:confused:

Roman Craig
05-14-2009, 10:08 AM
Not sure what viagra has to do with the board having a thanks button
:confused:

IT will be up in 4 hours.

IT didn't necessarily mean the button.

jobob85
05-14-2009, 10:26 AM
That stiff jolt of comedic intent kind of goes limp when you have to explain the pun.;)

OSTATE84te
05-14-2009, 10:31 AM
Not sure what viagra has to do with the board having a thanks button
:confused:

screen name, half-right.:D

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 10:33 AM
I wasn't really confused by your puns, just how we got there from this post:

Originally Posted by hipsterdoofus View Post
Your comment makes me wish this board had a "thanks" button...
..

it will have in up to 4 hours

jobob85
05-14-2009, 10:53 AM
The board will have a thanks button available in 4 hours(the average time it takes viagra to kick in based on the TV ads:D)

OrangeAggie
05-14-2009, 11:47 AM
There's a direct corrolation between erectile disfunction and obesity. It's not a surprise that OKC and Tulsa are high on both lists.

Roman Craig
05-14-2009, 12:06 PM
There's a direct corrolation between erectile disfunction and obesity. It's not a surprise that OKC and Tulsa are high on both lists.
Obesity/diabetes/ED. All go hand in hand.

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 12:07 PM
hand in hand.

What in hand?

frankeaton
05-14-2009, 12:29 PM
The board will have a thanks button available in 4 hours(the average time it takes viagra to kick in based on the TV ads:D)

no viagra kicks in in less than 30 minutes, it goes on to say if it stays up for for 4 hours consult your Dr

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 12:34 PM
no viagra kicks in in less than 30 minutes, it goes on to say if it stays up for for 4 hours consult your Dr

Wouldn't that be a good thing if it stays for 4 hours? I guess unless you need to go to work...

OSTATE84te
05-14-2009, 12:48 PM
no viagra kicks in in less than 30 minutes, it goes on to say if it stays up for for 4 hours consult your Dr

Me thinks someone has been paying a little TOO much attention to Viagra commercials.:eek::D

zachya
05-14-2009, 01:46 PM
Come on, people, this thread is becoming hard to follow. Some of you are getting way too testes. What a let down.










Penis.

FWPoke
05-14-2009, 01:48 PM
zachya, you are truly the master of subtlety.:D

zachya
05-14-2009, 01:51 PM
zachya, you are truly the master of subtlety.:D

::bows::

frankeaton
05-14-2009, 02:36 PM
Me thinks someone has been paying a little TOO much attention to Viagra commercials.:eek::D

well when you are 59 and seeing young ladys like this one, you have to

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q36/bchapel/Coach%20Gundy/tinafalls11.jpg

zachya
05-14-2009, 02:52 PM
jeez, could you make that picture any smaller...need some viagra for your JPEG, my man...

hipsterdoofus
05-14-2009, 03:00 PM
jeez, could you make that picture any smaller...need some viagra for your JPEG, my man...

Exactly - I was thinking if he is looking at girls like what what he needs is a magnifying glass.

jobob85
05-14-2009, 03:18 PM
Hey don't be hard on him. Of course I didn't see a picture at all, the problem may be my droopy left eye.

Poke2000
05-14-2009, 04:13 PM
Hey don't be hard on him. Of course I didn't see a picture at all, the problem may be my droopy left eye.If you have any abrupt changes in hearing or vision, stop taking Viagra immediate and consult your doctor as this may be a sign of a serious side-effect.




The Red Raiders ought to be proud of their placing on the list. . .

t1m0thy
05-14-2009, 04:37 PM
I don't know what is going on in the north east. Those guys are solidly represented.

Best one yet, and nobody even pointed it out. Poor jobob.