100 Things You Must Do at OSU Before You Graduate!

Go to the dollar movie theater (during the summer) and watch "Wild Things" on the big screen 2-3 times....Ah, those were the days...

Play basketball at the annex in the summer... Can't do that anymore either...

1. Be followed by a fire truck after leaving the strip. At every turn you make they make the same damn one!
2. Take a swin in Theta Pond, regardless how you got there.
3. For some of you, find out where Spavs was.
4. Streak
5. Hit a three pointer in GIA.


And a favorite of mine


ACTUALLY GO TO CLASS!

This must be done sparingly. I have found that overdoing this hastens one's departure from Stillwater.

I was just surprised that no one had mentioned that, since it is pretty much required to graduate

Use one of the Study Abroad programs and Rock O-State World Wide.

Started on the 50, but she got scared so we moved to Section P, row 81, seats 7,8 & 9. 23 years ago and it seems like yesterday. (Sorry if those are your seats!)

Also,

-Try out for a play at the Seretean, and make sure you don't get in.
-Bartend on the strip (JR Murphy's for me)
-Travel back in time to Bobo's, The Late Show or Stillwater Bay.
-It's been said several times, but you must do a summer in Stillwater!!!
-Start a rolling snowball fight that moves from house to house and dorm to dorm. Sucks to be the last house before it breaks out into a fight.
-Take a test for a friend (that was a close one)

1. Offer to walk that cute girl back to her dorm after you've been partying off campus. It's like Spanish Fly.

2. Frantically try to open doors of locked buildings all across campus to use the bathroom while stumbling home from a party. Then find the building you hated the most and use a bush outside of it. (If you can hold it that long.)

3. Befriend the OSU cops. They have great stories and just might let you slide on the PI charge if you're not being a complete jerk.

4. Get your picture taken with Pistol Pete and the Spirit Rider. It'll be a fun picture for your kids ten years later.

5. Work delivering pizzas during the summer. Give up said pizza chain's pizza for the rest of the time you're in StillH20 becuase you just can't eat it anymore.

6. Colvin pool during the summer. Trust us.

7. Order chili cheese pancakes at Shortcakes. It's an off menu item and it's awesome. Thrown some ranch on it.

8. Party with the band kids. I still have photos I can't develop. (I was one of those band kids...)

Wow! I forgot all about that.

Thanks for this thread Cowboy10. Just what I needed today

Steal..I mean collect as many of those 3' x 5' plastic beer special signs that you see on the sides of all the QT's (the ones that they hang on the sides of buildings or out on t-posts)

Nab the Greek week sign hanging off the Library.

Duck tape the most annoying guy on your dorm floor to a chair and send him up the elevators on the womens side, naked.

Consume more tequllia than the neighboring frat boys and take their girlfriends out to Tumbleweeds for some fun.

Water balloon the pledges during their "date nights" when they are all walking down the sidewalks in August with Coat and tie when its 120 degrees out.

Store your two four wheelers in the elevator landing on the 8th floor of the dorm.

Wake up with the stamp on your hand you got at the bar, which is now on your face since you slept on your hand...and your late for church!

My Dad tells me he did this all the time back when he was at OSU - they would play some pretty competitive games.

I need this list! I will be going to OSU in a couple years!

Shoot bottle rockets out of your dorm room window.

Throw cold water on people in the showers.

Hogtie the most annoying guy on the floor and put him in the elevator and hit every floor number.

I've just hit you with my standard issue neuralyzer.
Now, stop reading this thread and get back to studying.

1. Party with the band kids. I was one. Too many good stories. Best drunk songs on the planet.
2. Download 1000s of badly labeled, cruddy mp3s from the campus network that everyone shares. Watch as a friend gets letters from the RIAA and such and the university shut down his connection.
3. Go with the men's basketball team to the NCAA tourney as part of the Spirit Band.
4. Get up way too early on Homecoming Saturday to march in a parade that feels like -20 when you start and 120 when you finish.
5. Go to marching band practice drunk on game day.
6. 50th vote for Shortcakes.
7. The Gauntlet... Drink at every bar from Joe's to the end of the strip in one night. Preferably after beating a team for the first time in 40+ years (i.e. Nebraska)
8. Live on campus in the high-rise dorms.

Wow! I seriously cannot wait to get to OSU! I will in the next year or so!

Note to self: STAY AWAY FROM SECT. P, ROW 81, SEATS 7,8, & 9.

I'll one-up that:

Throw cups of snow on people in the showers

Remember picture of the Pawnee Klan Rally 1923? Always made the football players nervous.

Ride your bike down one of the residential roads and as you pass on coming traffic toss water balloons on their windows. See how fast you can get away because they will more than likely turn around and chase you.

You, sir, are brilliant.

Bud said it made Randy Rutherford a little nervous too.

Sneak into the frat house in the middle of the night during the winter and turn off the hot water heaters.

$0.75 pitchers on Fridays at the Mason Jar.

Buy purple ink at the bookstore and casually drop the uncapped bottle into the rival fraternity's fountain. Do it again every day for a week.