This isn't the funniest joke I have ever heard. But it's good. Sorry if it's not new to you, but it's new to me! Enjoy! Bob Stoops, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,God was showing him around, and they came upon a modest little house. It had an old, faded Sooners flag in the window. "This is yours for eternity, Bob. This is a special, not everyone gets a house up here." God told him. Bob felt special, indeed, and he walked up to his home. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an Orange and Black sidewalk, and a 50 ft. flag pole, with a HUGE Oklahoma State flag, and in every window, a OSU Cowgirl Cheerleader. Bob looked at God, and said, "God, I am not trying to be ungrateful,but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 4 consecutive bowl games, and won a national championship, and turned around their entire program." God said, "What would you like to know, Bob?" "Well, why does Mike Gundy get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Bob, that isn't Mike's house, it's mine."