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Good OSU/OU joke

Discussion in 'OSU Sports Forum' started by Paul, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. Paul

    Paul Deputy A/V Subscriber

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    This isn't the funniest joke I have ever heard. But it's good. Sorry if it's not new to you, but it's new to me! Enjoy!



    Bob Stoops, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,God was showing him around, and they came upon a modest little house. It had an old, faded Sooners flag in the window.

    "This is yours for eternity, Bob. This is a special, not everyone
    gets a house up here." God told him.

    Bob felt special, indeed, and he walked up to his home. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an Orange and Black sidewalk, and a 50 ft. flag pole, with a HUGE Oklahoma State flag, and in every window, a OSU Cowgirl Cheerleader.

    Bob looked at God, and said, "God, I am not trying to be ungrateful,but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 4 consecutive bowl games, and won a national championship, and turned around their entire program."

    God said, "What would you like to know, Bob?"

    "Well, why does Mike Gundy get a better house than me?"

    God chuckled, and said "Bob, that isn't Mike's house, it's mine."
     
  2. cowgirl64

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    That is great..I hadn't heard it ! I'm sure it is true.
     
  3. OSUFirepolak

    OSUFirepolak Federal Marshal

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    Ha ha ha ha..... that's a good one. First time I've ever heard it. :D
     
  4. osu9400

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    I heard the Bob Simmons version.
     
  5. Pokit N

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    Never heard it, its a good one, I'll have to use that one some time.
     
  6. ostatedan

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    I've heard it before, with OSU and other schools. It's a classic.
     
  7. slightly stOUpid

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    I heard it as Mack Brown died and God's house was the OU one.:x
     
  8. curtis

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    Thats why jokes like that have such a long life. People can change the schools to fit their own favorite.

    I hadn't heard that one though, I'll have to use it sometime.
     
  9. Poke John I

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    It's an old joke with many versions. I heard it this week on the radio with Payton Manning going to heaven and God's house had Tom Brady pictures/jerseys all around it.
     
  10. CampusCowboy

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    I've heard it with Bobby Knight and Indiana and Purdue.
     
  11. Poke2000

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    I heard the Kelvin Sampson and OSU version.
     
  12. osudallas

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    I live in Texas, so you know the versions I have heard:x
     
  13. pokesfan22

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    How do you find an idiot in a crowd? Yell Boomer
     
  14. OSUFirepolak

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    Like this joke could ever happen anyway..... a "sooner in Heaven", dumbest thing I've ever heard. ;) :D :cool:
     
  15. AggieHavoc

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    An honest soonerfan, a humble texas fan and santa claus enter an elevator and find a crisp new one hundred dollar bill on the floor. Who picks it up? Santa does because the other two don't exist.
     
  16. OSUinKY

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    Two men, a Nebraska Cornhusker and an Oklahoma Sooner, were using a public restroom. The Sooner noticed that the Husker didn't wash his hands afterward and said smugly "Hey, at Oklahoma they teach us to wash our hands after using the restroom." "Oh really? Well, in Nebraska we're taught not to pee on our hands."
     
  17. piusbovis

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    So are you saying you don't wash your hands after you do your bidness? Because frankly, I don't care what school you go to, that's kinda gross.
    Imagine: I was the Cornhusker and just got done in the john and then I go into the kitchen and open a bag of potato chips and start ruffling through them, then you eat some after me.

    You see where I'm going with this?

    I just think that soap should be involved in the interval between handling my...and handling things other people will eat. Might just be me though; I'm a bit OCD.
     
  18. Aviation09

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    Q. What do OU and Marijuana have in common?

    A. They both get smoked in bowls!
     
  19. Paul

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    That is one of the best ones I've heard in a long time!
     
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    Q. How do you kill a sooner?

    A. Stick him in a bowl.
     

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