Texas fans after the game...can't believe this

Alright, so I can't say much about during the game, but after the game and an absolutely heart-wrenching loss like that, I had a feeling that I would have a run in with some bad fans. No matter how classy your fan base is, there's always at least one bad apple that makes the rest look bad. This had to be that guy.

So as I was making my way back through the tailgating area to the car after the game, I managed to get stuck behind a group of obviously drunk UT fans. Screaming their heads off. Being generally belligerent and rude. I chose to keep my head down and ignore them, but apparently they were going the same direction I was. A few of them started throwing insults at passing fans, saying words that I can't really repeat on this board. They were being absolutely merciless.

Made it over to my truck, but apparently they were parked in the same area. They made it to their vehicle before mine, and I guess they thought it would be funny to back up just enough so that I couldn't get out of the lot. That's where they proceeded to keep yelling and screaming at the dejected OSU fans who just wanted to get home. I figured they would leave on their own, but soon realized that this wasn't going to be the case.

I had to take matters into my own hands, so I decided to confront them. Probably a stupid move but someone had to.

Got out of my truck, and yelled at them to settle down and let people leave the lot. Other cars were honking by this point, so I knew if I needed backup I'd get it. One of the guys got out and came up to me and got in my face, acting all tough. I asked him if he could move his truck, and he said something along the lines of"nah, having too much fun with you people." So I said "come on man, what are you trying to get out of this? Let these people go home." And he says "alright, I'll move but you gotta do something for me." At this point I was beyond being worried about embarrassment, so I said "fine, what do you need..."

The guy looked at me and said, "...I need about tree fiddy."

This was when I noticed he was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.

I said "Goddammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!" As he shuffled off into the night, I yelled after him "Get your own damn money!"

tree fiddy? wtf is a tree fiddy? jackass.

You can thank bill young for your experience.

Sorry for the rude fan. UT seems to have a more "non-typical" fans than most other schools sans UNC.

Woosh.

Had a UT fan slap me silly. Out of nowhere. That was strange.

Here you go

Three dollars and fifty cents.

I was being facetious. Unfortunately, I haven't found a sarcasm font yet.

Outstanding

I know, just continuing the joke

Just quoting this again, so that people who want to take this thread seriously think twice.

Granted, I shared a bad experience that really happened, but I don't want to completely corrupt the OP's purpose. Which is that the damned Loch Ness monster is a mooch.

And what was with the coach that was waving sarcastically at the crowd after the game. He was just rubbing it in after one heck of a game. Those are the type of people in sports that I can't stand, win with class.

I wanted so badly to run out on the field and punch him right in the face. So classless.

I saw that coach. I tracked him down.

He said to me "You win a game in Stillwater against Texas and you can talk."

I said "That's not fair."

He said "You know what you can do to make it better?"

I said "What?"

He said "Gimme tree fiddy."

Turns out that coach was an 80 foot prehistoric creature from the Paleolithic era.

I said "Goddammit monster! Quit asking for tree fiddy from me!"

Just sayin'.

A+ thread.

Holy Crap! I had Taco Salad tonight!

Just sayin'.

Texas fan and long-time lurker here. I just registered to say that this thread is superb.

To the victors go the spoils, even if the victor is the Loch Ness Monster needing money for a Taco Bell run.

My wife gave them a dolla'.

She thought they would leave if she gave them a dolla'.