Things I appreciate during the Coronavirus pandemic

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RxCowboy

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I just received a notification that the Latter Day Saints want to tell me about another Gospel of Jesus Christ and due to the Coronavirus pandemic they'll stay at least 6 feet off my porch.

I appreciate that.

I'm still not opening the door.
 

RxCowboy

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I just got a notification from Dunkin Donuts stating that due to the Coronavirus pandemic, the hole in my donuts will now be 30% larger in order to increase social distancing.

I appreciate that.
 

RxCowboy

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I just got a notification that because of the Coronavirus pandemic, Vizio will allow me to continue to change the volume on my TV without touching it.

I appreciate that. I mean, that is like so much better than it was in the 70s when we had to walk all the way across the room to adjust the volume on the TV.
 

RxCowboy

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I just got a message from Quicken/Intuit that said that due to the Coronavirus pandemic they are working with the WHO and CDC to make sure that my checkbook software is virus-free.

I appreciate that.
 

kaboy42

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I've been passing the time training my dogs in "social distancing". But the hours (and now hours and hours) of training ALL.GOES.OUT.THE.WINDOW as soon as I open the cabinet that contains the treat jar. :facepalm:

#class5clingers
 

RxCowboy

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I just got an email from my waste management company telling me that, to help out during the Coronavirus pandemic, I should put my trashcans on the curb the night before pickup.*

I appreciate that.

*True story
 

jobob85

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I’m no longer considered a hermit but a expert social distancer.

I appreciate the positive spin Coronavirus has given my lifestyle.

 
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I've been passing the time training my dogs in "social distancing". But the hours (and now hours and hours) of training ALL.GOES.OUT.THE.WINDOW as soon as I open the cabinet that contains the treat jar. :facepalm:

#class5clingers
Have had no issues with my cat. Hope she is still up there somewhere. Food disappears but it could be the dog for all I know.