BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on* everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and* advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops to see what's going on. MOUSE POTATO: The result of resting one's hand on a mouse & the hand becoming frozen in place SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, OppressiveMortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay* home with the kids. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and* whiney. *SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because* the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's* workplace. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but* you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding* (or not) was a prime example. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an* electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above* the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often* profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were* designed to solve. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same* no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and* subdivisions. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that* you've just made a BIG mistake. WOOF'S: Well-Off Older Folks. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.