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Meet Shasta "The University of Houston Mascot"

Discussion in 'OSU Sports Forum' started by PCW, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. PCW

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    Bio:
    Shasta's a women who frequents University of Houston campus bars in order to score with a much younger men. Houston Cougars can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute bloated horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Houston Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties (i.e. Shasta) -- as University Of Houston boys find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

    "That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more".

    Go Pokes! Beat The Coogs!

    PCW
     
  2. OSUfreak82

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    Bitter beer face!!!
     
  3. HowOrangeRU

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    That is just so wrong.:x
     
  4. Rob B.

    Rob B. I'm......Batman.
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    haha, that's nasty stanky, natty lite that's been lying in the bar ditch for 9 months face.
     
  5. dezul

    dezul Freelance Sperm Donor
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    Come on, I don't want to see that stuff. Someone should post a picture of their cheerleaders so we can rate them.
     
  6. Rob B.

    Rob B. I'm......Batman.
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    What's the diff?
     
  7. Agent Orange

    Agent Orange Can You Dig It, Sucka?
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    I just threwup in my mouth.
     
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    PCpoke83 Master of Puppets
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    I'd hit it.
     
  11. okstate0303

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    You're one sick son of a b!tch!!
     
  12. WorldseriesofPoke

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    Eye bleach....stat!!!
     
  13. FWPoke

    FWPoke An OP OG in the DFDub
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    With a truck?
     
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    Well played, sir.
     
  15. No Garbage 66

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    I think Randy was restocking/SAMPLING the Mini Bar before he posted this !!!

    TOO FUNNY !!!!
     
  16. leprechaun7

    leprechaun7 Erin Go Bragh
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    I think I'd have to bring a brown bag to put OVER the brown bag in this instance. Just to make sure.
     
  17. Mr. Orange-Power

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    Randy, are you going to make a new drink using Shasta Cola?


    ORANGE-POWER!!!


    Mr. OP
     
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    Damn good thing I didn't eat a big breakfast this morning.:x
     
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    Grandma??? Where have you been??? We've been looking everywhere!

    Thanks for finding her, she went out for a pint and pack of smokes and we never saw her again. Thanks again for tracking her down, I would have never thought to look in Houston.
     
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