Paddle Idiot w/ the Reindeer

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osuwhit

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Oh.. Wait. I get it. Our starting QB's last name is Rudolph just like the name of the reindeer shoulder pads guy was boning.

So, it totally makes sense.
 
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It's ALL BAD. The Padde People used to be cool. But now the guys in Daisy Dukes, and the fat guys with orange stomachs, and the girls in tablecloths, and the Viking, and the poor reindeer...that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!

When were they cool. I thought it was for people that knew they weren't cool, some kind of ironic thing.
 

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It's ALL BAD. The Padde People used to be cool. But now the guys in Daisy Dukes, and the fat guys with orange stomachs, and the girls in tablecloths, and the Viking, and the poor reindeer...that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works!
They also used to allow them on both ends of the field. Thus creating true mayhem.
 
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Jostate

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Is it true he actually won "fan of the game"? Who sponsors this fan of the game thing?
 
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The paddle people use to consist of around 30 people. Now there are over 200. So many that they have to switch out at the end of quarters because they can't all fit on the front row. You start to allow that many people, you are going to get a few idiots. It should go back to being a more exclusive club.
 

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Can you imagine when his Dad went to the coffee shop or goes Monday, "Jim, are you expecting any grand children named Blitzen?" or "Does your son have a new hobby you need to tell us about?" or "Is he bringing his deer friend home for Christmas?"
 

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The paddle people use to consist of around 30 people. Now there are over 200. So many that they have to switch out at the end of quarters because they can't all fit on the front row. You start to allow that many people, you are going to get a few idiots. It should go back to being a more exclusive club.
All it would take is a few to say "hey it looks like you're effing that reindeer. Think of something else." No one did. They're all idiots.
 

Jostate

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Please tell me the paddle people are frats. Please please please. That would make so much sense.

lol. Hope in one hand and **** in the other... If they were in a fraternity odds are they wouldn't be bonding over face paint and other such goofiness.
 
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