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NYC Poke

The Veil of Ignorance
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#1
I am speechless. Christian porn.

http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html (safe for work as far as I can tell, but I'll admit I haven't looked too closely).


An excerpt:

Of course, there is little, if any adult entertainment currently on the market that reflects these values and would be a good choice for Christians. That lead to a new kind of porn – porn that upholds the Christian ethos. Christ-centered porn, made to be viewed by Christians and tailored to their unique needs. We challenge all Christians in the adult industry (yes, they do exist – and you know
who you are) to step up and truly walk their walk and live their faith by producing more pornography that men and women of
God can view without compromising their relationship with their Savior, or their relationship with their spouse.
 

NYC Poke

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Here are the descriptions of their "Christian Porn" favorites:

"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite
beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.
"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their
marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.
"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the
break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).
"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making
session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.
"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and
locations are impressively authentic.
 

zachya

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...holy crap soooooo many jokes here...I'm in freakin' overload trying to just pick one!!!...

...I freakin' feel like Michael J Fox in one of those cash grab booths...
 

zachya

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...I'll admit, this sounds intriguing...a viable alternative to the horribly demeaning and degrading stuff that seems so prevalent in the industry now......or at least that's what my friend tells me...yes, my friend...
 

jobob85

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...I'll admit, this sounds intriguing...a viable alternative to the horribly demeaning and degrading stuff that seems so prevalent in the industry now......or at least that's what my friend tells me...yes, my friend...
I'm with you on this. I have been studying this trend for many years now.
 

jobob85

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...yes, my friend tells me how terribly un-sexy a two foot long string of gag-spittle hanging from a girls mouth is...
Could your friend forward me a link. I think this in line with the research I am doing.
 

zachya

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...I lol'ed...

Christian Porn Favorites

"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.
"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.
"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).
"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.
"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and locations are impressively authentic.