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Random Thought of the Day Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by thatsaplane08, Apr 29, 2010.

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I'm making a poll just because I can, awesome right?!?!

  1. Yez zir!!!!

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  2. No dats stooopid!!!

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  3. LOLZ!!!!!

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  1. OSU79

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    Well, I ain't f-ing OR marrying Oprah, and Martha Stewart would probably make me sign a pre-nup, so you think the answer is obvious (see El Gato quote). BUT, assuming Gail is a package deal with the big-O, and knowing that dried flowers can REALLY get on my nerves certainly complicates matters. Does one of the three have a terminal disease? Cuz that would have to be factored in (you know, a mercy killing, or conversely, a mercy f*#k). This is either too much to contemplate or I'm running out of space, so I'll just go along with the majority.
     
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  2. El Gato Bandito

    El Gato Bandito that log had a child
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    Out of the three you (hopefully) are going to marry your wife. So basically, it comes down to the big questions of: If you absolutely have to. Which one would you fuck out of Martha and Oprah. I can't stand either of them but Oprah absolutely gets on my every last nerve. Plus Martha looks like she has a little bit of sassy bitch in her, and who doesn't like that in the bedroom every now and again. AmiRight?
     
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    zachya BE CAREFUL AROUND WACO!!!

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    ...heading off to Disney World tomorrow!!!...
     
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    That feeling when you sell back your books and you feel happy to get money back but pissed that a $100 book is now worth $2.
     
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    If you are not part of the solution then you are part of the precipitate.
     
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    I'm turning 26 in July. Thanks for the hope.:(
     
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    Who has the heart to not help an endangered monkey like this??


     
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    Someone please tell me how I can un-read this article.
     
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    I read it and was shocked that someone didn't just give the little shit a good squeeze to shoot the peanut out. Otherwise that things gonna die. Gorging on monkey butt is not on the bucket list.
     
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    I've had 17 tacos today and I am no way ashamed.
     
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    jobob85 Alcoholistic Sage
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    Just got a new tube of toothpaste this morning. The paste is white with orange gel stripes. Now my problem is it makes me want to brush more but I am worried about running out of this awesome color combo.
     
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  12. HeartLike_JohnStarks

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    And baby girl, what does it matter where your purse from?
    Your hair done, your nails did, your ass fat, but you’re dumb!
     
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    Mmmmmmm.... $40 burger
     
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    ...actually, the stuff is pretty reasonably priced...you save even more on a dining plan...besides, a macaroni and cheese hot dog (with bacon!) is worth it's weight in gold...
     
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    wolf2.jpg
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    I thought this ^ was a decent explanation of why young and old react differently to some of life's situations.
     
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    Awwww yeah!!!! J!!!!O!!!!B!!!! Yes!!!!
     
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  20. HeartLike_JohnStarks

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    I'm assuming you got a job as a police in some nice inner city? ;)
     

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