I could get you the information for the guy who did this one for my wedding, and I'm sure he could do something OSU-related, as I believe he does a lot of OSU catering-type events and stuff. The cake was amazingly good, too.
If you ask about a grooms cake, you probably are engaged. If you are engaged, you probably have dated awhile and met the in-laws. If you've met the in-laws, you should have a pretty good idea what the bride will look like in a few years. Then you gotta ask yourself would you be having sex with her mother. Don't get married unless you're tired of sex.